lp115+The+Boys+Get+Even

=The Boys Get Even = Have you ever noticed that girls can get away with anything? It seems that if boys do just one little thing, WHAM! They’re in trouble, but girls can get away with murder!

Last summer at camp, for example there was a big food fight. Okay, maybe the boys started it but, the girls were throwing chocolate pudding and dinner rolls just like everybody else. But guess who got in trouble?

When we were dragged into the camp office, Mrs Jenkins, the camp director demanded an explanation. We were all too scared to even talk.

Finally our counselor, Phil, said, "I guess boys will be boys."

But Mrs. Jenkins replied, "Boys should be gentlemen."

That night she made us sweep and mop the whole dining hall and even wash the windows.

As we worked and sweated until midnight, we vowed to get revenge on the girls for sticking us with the punishment.

Our chance came that very next day.

"Rob, wake up," said my friend Eli.

"What do you want, it's six a.m.?" I questioned.

"Ok so you remember when we got in trouble for that food fight!" Eli exclaimed.

Just then a couple of boys gave us dirty looks because we were talking too loudly.

" How could I not remember, it was yesterday?" I said.

"Well, I figured out a way to get them back. All we have to do is go to the back of the showers and turn off the girl's hot water." Eli said excitedly.

Ten minutes later, we crept behind the showers like a jaguar stalking it's prey,and cut the girls hot water.

Promptly at seven a.m., the boys and the girls went to go take showers. Eli and I got really excited because we couldn't wait to hear the girls screaming like there is no tomorrow.

But, for some reason it scared some other people , because my friend Marc said, " Could you stop with those faces, you look like you're about to get revenge on someone who just killed your puppy."

Although, while Eli and I were waiting to take our showers, we hadn't heard any of the girls screaming. That was when I started to get nervous.

Guess what happened, WE CUT THE HOT WATER FROM THE BOY'S SHOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even though we thought that was terrible, that wasn't the worst thing that happened. While we were taking our showers, the girls crept in and took our clothes!

So there Eli and I were, running around camp in our towels looking like total idiots.

Now, we know not to mess with the way that things work in the world. (Girls always win.)