ny115+Pet+Peeves


 * Thesis** (What You're Trying to Prove)


 * I believe that... Constant Complaining Is Annoying**


 * Three Reasons**
 * 1) **It's hard to concentrate when someone's complaining to you. Example: My brother complains I'm too loud when I'm doing my homework. I'm the loud one! Yeah, okay, sure.**
 * 2) **It's frustrating when the solution to their complaint is simple. Example: My friend complains that she's thirsty at swimming. Ask for a drink of water for God's sake!**
 * 3) **People just complain without asking if I could help. Example: My friend forgot her French homework and complains to me. If you're going to complain, just ask me to make a copy of it!**


 * Facts/Experts/Opinions**
 * **"Complainers change their complaints, but they never reduce the amount of time spent in complaining" -Mason Cooley, Professor of English**
 * **"Everyone has to make their own decisions. I still believe in that. You just have to be able to accept the consequences about complaining." -Grace Jones, Singer**


 * Exaggerated Effects**
 * **One day I'm going to duct tape every complainer's mouth and shout "HALLELUIAH!"**
 * **Some people complain so much that they talk enough for everyone in the world.**

=**Waaaamublance Wh**iners=


 * Does your friend complain so much your head is about to burst? Do you ever feel like one person talks enough for everyone in the world? Don't they kind of sound like self-centered, spoiled brats? Let's face it. America's people have turned into lazy three-year-olds.**


 * We have the twenty-first century to blame.**


 * Hey Nathan, you want an iPad? How about a 75" flat screen in your room? A Mac Book Pro? You name it, we'll get it! Kids are getting used to getting whatever their heart desires. So when these kids start to join sports teams or clubs, they'll realize that that they don't always get what they want, and they won't like it. I'm not saying that we can't treat ourselves once in a while. Just not all the time.**


 * It's not just me who thinks constant complaining is aggravating and that people will suffer the consequences of complaining.** **"Complainers change their complaints, but they never reduce the amount of time spent in complaining" says Mason Cooley, Professor of English. I totally agree.** **One day I'm going to duct tape every complainer's mouth and shout "HALLELUIAH!" Grace Jones, a famous singer, says** **"Everyone has to make their own decisions. I still believe in that. You just have to be able to accept the consequences about complaining."**

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 * But what's the worst is when your friends and family complain the most. All. The. Time.**
 * It's all those siblings that annoy you, throwing complaints out like a printer out of control. M****y brother complains I'm too loud when I'm doing my homework. I'm the loud one!? Yeah, okay, sure. Maybe it's time to get a new printer. Maybe it's the friends that expect you to do whatever they ask for.** **It's frustrating when the solution to their complaint is simple.** **My friend complains that she's thirsty at swimming. Ask for a drink of water for God's sake! You have two legs for a reason! Might as well use them for once. If ever. But what I hate the most is when people complain without asking for help.**


 * Just ask for help without being such a pain in the butt. Really.**


 * Has your friends friend forgotten her French homework and complained to you? Ditto. If you're going to complain, just ask me to make a copy of it! Jeez. In twenty years when you hint at wanting help, but don't ask, then screw you. Maybe if you listened to me in sixth grade you wouldn't be such a stubborn, stuck-up person. Oops. When the ball is pitched, be ready to score a home run. If you strike out, then oh well. Missed your lucky chance.**


 * Aww! If only you knew how real life would be like!**


 * When I grow up, I'm going to tell my kids that complaining is one of the worst things to do in life.**


 * Right before lying, getting drunk, doing drugs...**