kk115+Pet+Peeves

Thesis (What You're Trying to Prove)

(I believe that) When people pick their nose and blow their nose when I'm eating.

Three Reasons
 * 1) The food can get germs. Example: We were sharing a table with another family and the son was picking his nose (I think it fell in his food)
 * 2) You can share the germs when you make contact with another person. Example: we were eating when my dad's friend sneezed into his hand and then passed our food down
 * 3) It's disgusting to see and people won't wanna be near you. Example: I was at an (anonymous place) when I saw someone sneeze and their mucus dripped down from their nose. (EW!)

Facts/Experts/Opinions > **According to DictionaryScience, "If the mouth is not covered, anyone standing nearby may be affected. Many sneeze particles are so small that they are light enough to travel through the air where they land on objects, clothing, hair, food, or where they are transmitted directly from one mucus member to another without delay." ** > > === === > ==== ====
 * ====="You really don’t want it on your fingers because it carries germs and you might pass those germs to other people—by a handshake, a hug, or even just touching something that someone else will touch." -Brian Griffin =====

Exaggerated Effects
 * When I see people picking and eating their nose in front of me while I'M dining, it's like I'M eating their boogers. EW!

=The Nose Picking Colony=

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 * Have you ever been in a public restaurant? Ever seen someone just deliberately pick their nose in front of you? If you have, everybody has. Nose-pickers honestly don't know when to stop. You can see them at the mall, a restaurant, a bathroom (which is less worse), or even in their cars. Since they think no one will notice or see them. Wonder what goes in some cars. Imagine yourself at a nice, fancy restaurant eating the best grilled steak EVER, and then all of that is ruined by the person sitting at the table across from you. YES. You guessed it right. It's the feared nose-picker. **


 * You see them everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE! But it's not like you never done it either, so why complain? Well...YOU'VE never done it so quite often in public. Sticking your longest finger up your nose and taking a tour around it until the blood starts erupting and dripping out of your nose like a volcano. At least use a tissue! **


 * It's not as bad to use a tissue too when you're sneezing or trying to get a treasure out of your nose. Except when the mucus volcano doesn't actually go into the tissue, then there's a problem. Where'd it go? I don't know! Oh wait, I found it! It's in your pasta! Your perfectly steamy pasta is now a green, slimy worm. Been in a situation like that before? I have. What's the use of the tissue then?! **


 *  Do you honestly need the tissue to jump up and wipe your nose for you? If you're just going to sneeze right into people's food, no point in stuffing used wet, green paper towels in your teeny little pocket! You have people's food to sneeze on! **


 * People should really learn to cover when they sneeze or pick their nose in front of people. Sometimes the mucus disposes itself in thin air, but sometimes it's disposed of in not a very favorable way. **


 * <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">According to DictionaryScience, "If the mouth is not covered, anyone standing nearby may be affected. Many sneeze particles are so small that they are light enough to travel through the air where they land on objects, clothing, hair, food, or where they are transmitted directly from one mucus member to another without delay." Suppose you were at the mall, when suddenly, a spritz of green "perfume" flows past you. Hmm, isn't the fragrance you expected, was it? Well, what you're supposed to be expecting is a passed-on cold or flu, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! **


 * <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Not the present you expected, huh? **


 * <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Brian Griffin said, "You really don’t want it on your fingers because it carries germs and you might pass those germs to other people—by a handshake, a hug, or even just touching something that someone else will touch." What if your sister or brother sneezed on your phone and didn't tell you afterwards? Sara, what am I touching? Oh, just some green glue! **


 * <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sure, Sarah, just some "glue", let's believe that until you're trying to figure out who gave you this miserable cold. **


 * <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">So, be smart about where your germs are going to dispose of itself, or else the person affected will come back to you. Be sneeze-smart and always cover when you're sneezing (with the elbow, not the hand, please!). Don't just think that it's okay to do this or that in public just because of your own decision, think about the rest of the people, watching you in disgust. You're not getting a handshake anytime soon! **

__Credentials__

DictionaryScience

[|Brian Griffin -Whyzz-]