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The Boys Get Even
Have you ever noticed that girls can get away with anything? It seems that if boys do just one little thing, WHAM! they’re in trouble. But girls can get away with murder!

 Last summer at camp, for example, there was a big food fight. Okay, maybe the boys started it, but the girls were throwing chocolate pudding and dinner rolls just like everybody else. But guess who got in trouble?

 When we were dragged into the camp office, Mrs. Jenkins, the camp director, demanded an explanation. We were all too scared to even talk.

 Finally, our counselor, Phil, said, "I guess boys will be boys."

But Mrs. Jenkins replied, "Boys should be gentlemen."

 That night, she made us sweep and mop the whole dining hall, and even wash the windows. As we worked and sweated until midnight, we vowed to get revenge on the girls for sticking us with the punishment.

Our chance came that very next day.

On Friday, me and the guys were coming up with a brilliant plan at breakfast. My friend said to me, "Hey, Leo, we should light the girl's bed on fire."

I replied, "You are really addicted to fire, Pyro." His real name is Kevin, but we all call him Pyro for his addiction to fire and his fire-red hair.

"I want to fill their beds with worms. That would be Willy-tastic!" Willy said. His dark green eyes made it look like he was constantly figuring out word after word after word.

"Ah, be quiet, Wordnik." Shawn said sarcastically, fixing his deep black leather jacket. " We should get a Komodo dragon, and scare 'em out of their wits. That would be so hilarious."

"You guys are all insane!" I said as I drew all of us trying to reach the top of Mount Everest in Hawaiian skirts with the dinosaurs chasing us. " We should use something so disgusting that they'll wish that they were at home eating dirty sock pi- Wait a minute, that's it!"

"What, What!" they all said at the same.

"You'll see."

At our break time, when all of the girls were outside on the lake, we got a bunch of sticky spray, our dirty socks, and 8 pies. We still had one more item-or should I say //creatures-// that we still needed. "Hey Shawn, you're good with animals. Can you get the spider cage in the science room?"

<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: 20px; vertical-align: baseline;">"Yeahbsolutely!" Shawn said.

<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: 20px; vertical-align: baseline;">"Hey stop mocking me and Mr. Popper's Penguins!" Willy said.

<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: 20px; vertical-align: baseline;">"Just so you won't do anything stupid, I'll go with ya, Shawn."

<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #444444; font-family: inherit; font-size: 20px; vertical-align: baseline;">"Awwww," Shawn exclaimed.

After being so stealthy that the stuffed animals couldn't see us, we brought the cage over to our room. "Okay all we now need is 1 sticky note." I said while I was scraping of some pie off of my blue jacket's sleeve.

<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #444444; font-size: 20px; line-height: 30px; vertical-align: baseline;">"Here you go." Pyro said, after giving it to me. After that we rushed to the girls dorm, we separated each other to do each jobs. Pyro was putting sticky spray everywhere, Willy <range type="comment" id="387811948_1">were</range id="387811948_1"> putting dirty socks everywhere, Shawn was gonna open the cage after we all got out of the room, and I was putting my artistic ability to work.

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<span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #444444; font-size: 20px; line-height: 30px; vertical-align: baseline;">The worst started two seconds before us. We heard the girls coming in from the backdoor. "Oh no, the girls are coming!<range type="comment" id="387816620_1">"</range id="387816620_1">

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